SIDE EFFECTS

WARNING:

You may experience one or more of the following symptoms:

Dry mouth, palpitations, insomnia, euphoria, syncope, weight loss, dyspepsia, idiopathic craniofacial erythema, tachycardia, impaired concentration, amnesia, panic, abnormal dreams, excitability, paraesthesia, vasodilation, glossolalia,hallucinations, endorphin rush, low serotonin.

Tentative, preliminary diagnosis; you’re falling in love.

By Richard Humm, Honorary Research Fellow, City University London, and SUGAR member.